To whomever may be reading this blog, my parents are a couple of blockheads. Dad thinks he's so cool downloading iPod U classes from MIT to watch where Einstein's theory of everything, or field theory, is examined. Like he even pretends to know what they're talking about. I disproved seven, yes seven, of Heisenberg's uncertainty principles last night in the bathtub in all certainty using only shaving cream, shampoo, water, and cesium 238. Don't ask about the last part. As you can clearly see from the picture, I've still got the grown ones figured out. They think I'm all innocent and cute, but, if Daddy took the picture correctly, you can see that I have not only proven Einstein's theory silly at best, but completely debunked most everything he said as far as I see. It's been a busy couple of months. Of course I'm basing most of my wave/particle duality studies and resulting derivations on those relating to string theory and in some instances knot theory, but nonetheless, things are looking promising. For the rest of you budding physicists out there, just keep the older ones fooled with words like "down" and "yes" and "Daddy". These work wonders, believe me. I'll keep you posted on my experiments. So far this evening, I've invented the smelliest poopie to date.
Max "Planck" Simon
